THE GALACTIC SENATE
Calling all space cadets, star fighters, guardians of space, protectors of the satellite constellations, communications, and cyber operations. Your commitment to the Space Farce is one that will make your family proud!
You will be protecting the communications and data transmissions of millions of iPhone users, Tweeters, Instagramers, Gamers, Skypers, and many more. You will be on the front lines of space defense, make friends with aliens, spy on malicious actor states, and intercept communications of all kinds. The info must flow; our lifestyle depends on it!
Without the protection of the Space Farce, billions of Facebook users would have to put down their devices, go outside, breath fresh air, go for walks in the park, talk to people in person, and enjoy life the way it was before the internet. What a potential disaster for society as we know it. I will not let this happen on my watch!
WE WANT YOU.
Be Proud. Be Strong. Be Brave. Bang Hot Aliens.
MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE.